a) Low expectations- just mark the punchcard every morning, afternoon and night. nothing more needed. dont hang on the phone saying sweet nothings.
b) Low needs- dont want to hang out with u ALL the time. need personal space, loads of it, less time with you and only to fill basic needs
c) Be an accessory-understand that you're a handbag to show my friends and family at all major occasions like weddings, reunions, double dates.
d) Be a beanbag- listen to my problems and hear my rants out but DO NOT interfere in my life!
e) Be a homie- when you do spend precious moments together, watch TV, eat pizza and play vid games. Forget romantic dinners and concerts and bla bla bla
f) Leave it at home- all displays of affection at home. dont hold my hands in public..ewwwwh!
g) Good kisser- practice if u aren't perfect. i don't want ur saliva all over me.
h) NON VEG.- there will be flesh of the livestock served from my kitchen! Live with it, eat it!
i) Hang in there- don't bring up wedding bells till we're 50 and its necessary for continual living. otherwise, lets just stay friends in love (if you can call it love)
tada!!
P.S: unrealistic, but ultimately what i want.
i see this blog as an alien expectation for a relationship or some kind of an insecured women ' s defence mechanism ....
ReplyDeletelol! @life is really beautiful.. u r a loser :P
ReplyDelete@ Sab, thanks for the heads -up:P sabrina.dont lose hope, you will get this dream boy or robot someday!!
to life is really beautiful- why generalize? it isn't every girl's dream to find a guy like this, just mine. yes, as alien as the expectation is, it is MY expectation.
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